A real liberal arts collection found on snow in ABC City

A week from today, regardless of where your spring break plans are taking you, you’ll have abandoned the books (just as a fellow NYC resident did on a non-shoveled sidewalk in Alphabet City this weekend) and be done with your midterms (hopefully). But we still needed to pretend this weekend that we aren’t in the home stretch. Real sun is just over the horizon, and we especially want to know how your spring break goes down via tips@bwog.com. 

Coping mechanisms:

• “Ran into someone from my lab while waiting for a 4 AM bus. We were both confused to see each other (possibly drunk but that’s speculation) on the street at 3 AM.”
• “Went to Boston for a gaming convention. Got pink eye. Lost my phone. It was a good time.”
• “Went to Community with my mom and bestest pal from out of town only to have an ex hookup walk in with the girl he’s currently with (he saw me and they left before putting their name in ha ha ha).”
• “Wasted 2.75 of subway fare when I absent-mindedly swiped into a downtown-only platform.”
• “Found an abandoned half full (or is it half empty? idk ://) bottle of red wine on Riverside Drive after being rejected by a fuccboi. I lost the bottle for a bit because I thought my RA was coming in my room to issue a noise complaint, so I hid it in a drunken haze and forgot where I put it (thus unable to consume it).”
• “Hooked up with the guy across the hall in our floor lounge (hate myself lol)”
• “Went to Butcaf at 2am on two separate times this weekend ALONE while incredibly drunk to people watch… didn’t really end up people watching because my eyes wouldn’t focus, but took snapchats and fell asleep instead (both times, swag).”
• “​Went to a friend’s improv show at UCB on Saturday.”
• “Withdrew from my Comp Sci class and went to Levain twice.”