So you’re thinking about becoming the new big dealer on campus, but you don’t know where to start! Should you push pills? How can you build up your clientele? Will this be a cash-only operation? Or will you accept $$$ through a popular mobile-payment app?
These are all valid questions, ones that we’d love to answer for you. If there’s one thing momma Bwog knows, it’s discretion. Believe us when we say that we know the ins and outs of the game: we’ve watched enough Orange Is The New Black and Breaking Bad to know how to run a proper narcotics scheme.
If you think you have what it takes, then join us at tonight’s weekly Bwog meeting at 6PM in the SGO (Room 505) of Lerner. Jonesing for some snacks? We’ll have those too. All are welcome to attend!
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