Low Steps were once the site of good-hearted fun, of honest Columbia students forthright with their opinions of this venerated Ivy League institution. Some still might make insensitive comments about Barnard students, but at least these guys weren’t running on empty. You might be inspired to spend this April 20th like these 1980 role models, yet you might lack the materials to do so. Indulge in an annual playing of this Bwog tradition to make this 4/20 your most vicarious yet.

Feeling inspired? You probably have similarly poor “avant-garde” filmmaking skills, and nothing says “home video” more like a sober 4/20 at Columbia University. At least we can bullshit everyone else into thinking our supply hasn’t been severely shot. Besides this cult classic, keep your eyes on marijuana-inspired film with the showing of Pineapple Express this evening.