Bwogline: Columbia kids keep making noise in the Times. (New York Times)

Study Tip: Nothing makes you more frustrated or sweat more than walking around campus with a full backpack simply in search of a chair and desk duo. Go off campus to a coffee shop with adequate wifi (or none, if that gets you workin’) to avoid everyone, smelly Butler, and distraction like the plague. Even if it’s a few stops on the subway, getting off Columbia grounds will help you center on whatever assignments you have left and make you feel like a *real* New Yorker during your last moments in the city before summer.

Procrastinate: You probably didn’t call your mom yesterday on Mother’s Day proper. Call her.

And then wish you had a mom-daughter relationship similar to the likes of Bobbi and Ilana Wexler:

Overheard: “All the interns are fucking brilliant. They’re from Columbia University, which is basically the uptown Princeton.” – Business Man using his savvy Bluetooth