Here it is: the day you’ve been waiting for. The day you said you’d get your shit together and thereby be ready to march into finals week like a victorious general of old. It isn’t gonna happen, but at least you have Bwog In Bed.

Bwogline: Columbia legend Sunil Gulati has made his way into the strangest New York Times article you’ll read today. Maybe it’s a sports reporter trying to write a trendy economics article or maybe there just isn’t a story here. (NYT)

Study Tip: Having trouble diving into dense reading? Try spending fifteen or twenty minutes reading a book you enjoy and then coming back to it; not only will you be primed to read, but you might also be in a better mood.

Procrastinate: Let the Internet read your mind. Once that’s run its course, amp up your frustration level.

Now, treat yourself to the latest Orgo Night promo: