Minding his own business, a Bwogger, having only just finished after a rough session of finals, came upon a most curious object in the stairwell of Carman: a finals celebration interrupted, perhaps.  A size-9 foot placed naively beside reveals the impressive size of this fallen, bi-headed plaything.

Anyone lusting to come forth and snatch this thick rubber must penetrate the depths of Carman’s back stairwell.  In the meantime, we’ll be keeping this rubber sword warm in its proper sheath.