This photo is entitled “Portrait of stressed young housewife in modern kitchen” and we relate.

Catherine Coulson, the actress and all-around superstar artist behind the “Log Lady” on Twin Peaks died at age 71. In other news, we are not ok. She delivered many of the best one-liners on the show and never failed to teach us a philosophical lesson every episode: “watch – and see what life teaches” is a gem we’ll never forget. (Variety)

In other Red Things Inhabiting Our Solar System news: there’s frickin’ water on Mars! Ok, salt water. Ok, watery salt. Whatever. Still amazing! (LA Times)

Someone called 911 because a monkey was eating letters out of a neighbor’s mailbox. First cigarette-toting crabs, then pizza-lugging rats, and now mail-munching monkeys? Buckle down, everyone, the end is nigh. (CBS)

It’s almost October, season of all things spooky, and we at Bwog think there’s nothing eerier than Vladimir Putin. This week, Obama got a whole load of Putin creepiness during diplomatic talks at the U.N. Apparently, their handshake was awkward as all hell, but their meeting lasted longer than expected and ended on a hopeful note. Maybe this means one more year without having to worry about Mutually Assured Destruction? (NBC)

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