Ahh, New York... a place in which Abbi and Ilana reign supreme, hogs run rampant in the streets, and Chris Pratt is a mere figment of the rest of the world's imagination.

Ahh, New York… a place in which Abbi and Ilana reign supreme, hogs run rampant in the streets, and Chris Pratt is a mere figment of the rest of the world’s imagination.

Apparently no one in New York knows who Chris Pratt is, and if New York doesn’t know you exist, do you really exist at all? Poor guy. (CBS)

Bwog favorite Paul Ryan may or may not run for Speaker of the House of Representatives. If he doesn’t, anarchy may ensue, with a dozen or so candidates vying for the job. Heck, maybe Ron Paul will come out of left field and throw his hat in the ring. We miss you, Ron. (CNN)

Broad City‘s Abbi and Ilana delightfully dismantle the sketchy and offensive tradition of celebrating Columbus Day in a funny video. As the article concludes, “The only Chris Columbus worth celebrating is the one who brought us Home Alone.” (Time)

A hog tried to escape from his home in Long Island. The hog’s name is Squeeze. We are enamored with this deviant hog. (NY Post)

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