The cold never bothered Bwog anyways

Halloween was a lot of fun this year, regardless of whether you were downtown in a parade or on frat row looking for parties. And we had a nice fall break to recover from our hangovers and try to finish some work. Thanks Columbia! Remember, you can send in your own experiences by emailing them to us at tips@bwog.com.

The Good

• “I bought a selfie stick with an old visa gift card I found in a sock”
• “found a tiara outside of havemeyer so I guess I have a Halloween costume now”
• “Got tipsy at family bat mitzvah”
• Also: “I took a large bottle of whiskey from the bat mitzvah and it turns out a single shot makes exercising 76% better”
• “Completed rounds with an RA in Carman for fun”
• “Finally figured out the difference between the green and yellow taxis”
• “I ditched my theater class during intermission and am ubering home on my moms account”

The Bad

• “I did chem for 3 hours and puked”
• “went to a miserable party at tufts”
• “My bank put a fraud alert on my credit card because I bought a Halloween costume and tried to pay for a cab in Queens at 2am.”
• “My friend was trying to cut an apple with a plastic knfe at ferris & she fucked up & the apple hit my bowl of cereal, & cocoa puffs & chocolate milk rained down upon me”
• “Massive water bug found in my suite’s bathroom, causing panic and terror.”

The Ugly

• “Stole a cigarette from behind a guy’s ear bc i really wanted a cigarette but didnt want to buy a pack”
• And then: “I forgot about the cigarette i stole and i found it in my coat but broken in half”
• “ate 14 muffins blocked my ex on all social media and cried”
•  “I ACCIDENTALLY SNAPCHATTED MY MOM A PIC OF ME NAKED WITH SELFIE STICK AND BOTTLE OF WHISKEY CAPTIONED ‘why does nobody have a crush on me’ AND SHE FUCKING REPLAYED IT AND I WASNT EVEN DRUNK WHEN I SENT IT”
• “seriously considering trying my fake on this flight”