Bwog Decrees: It shall be known as of two hours and fifty-nine minutes post meridiem, on November the ninth, of the year two thousand and fifteen, that Ruggles Hall of Residency at Columbia University In The City Of New York is to no longer be recognized as just the rodent-infested dorm.

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Nay, Ruggles appears to be rebranding itself as a residence hall that is inclusive of all animal groups, and not just mammals and insects and birds. The fish head appeared in a Ruggles elevator last night on what looks like a plate from John Jay. According to our tipster, the “origin [was] unknown, but it smelled really bad.” We look forward to reading the Spec op-eds from the students feeling oppressed by the pungency.

Photo via tipster