The closer you are to this guy, the more likely we are to choose you

This is a call to all seniors graduating this term: we want your wisdom, institutional or otherwise, accumulated over the course of your years at Columbia. Though we’re sorry to see you go, could there be any better way to graduate than by participating in our long history of Senior Wisdoms, imparting your carefully culled knowledge to the unenlightened masses? You probably have a cool story if you’re graduating this time of year, so email us at tips@bwog.com with your information and in the meantime, get some more experience with both cheese and oral sex (to more confidently answer the infamous question).

And for friends of seniors graduating this term, please nominate the most rad, fascinating, or quintessentially Columbia people you know, because we think other people will be interested too. Email us all the information at tips@bwog.com and include a short description of why you think they deserve a senior wisdom. We’ll be reaching out to nominees shortly, so get on that!

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