Sad Boys 2002

Nothing worse than being ghosted–uh, unless it’s by your professor. Finals week is a stressful time, and once again, Bwog in Bed’s got you covered with a lovely mess of note-worthy news, cleanly study and procrastination tips, and some dank music.

Bwogline: Our favorite drug-maker douchebag, Martin Shkreli, finally got arrested, but for securities and wire fraud. Does this mean his Tinder profile gets shut down? (NY Times)

Study Tip: Don’t forget to shower. Seriously. You can look hot,  even if you still don’t understand Java. As a corollary, keep your room, bed, school supplies, fridge, etc. neat and clean! It’ll do wonders for your sanity, and possibly your sex life.

Procrastinate: Dating apps. Nothing like finals to remind you it’s almost cuffing season. You will find that hot, brilliant special someone–but  you have to put in the effort. Tinder, OkCupid, Bumble, SeekingArrangment, and The League are all prime paths to matrimony (or sugar daddy $$$).

Music: Swedish rap phenom Yung Lean’s entire album, Unknown Death, is available on the ‘tube (solid 40 minutes of tunes). When you are done, move on to 2014’s Unknown Memory. Yung Lean is part of King of The Sad Boys and Bwog is crushing hard.

Overheard: “I was ghosted by my professor.” (Courtesy Overheard @ Barnard FB page).

A sad (non-Columbia) boy via Wikimedia Commons