Couple goals

Things got cute as heck on Friday, with Barack’s Valentine’s Day message for Michelle, which he shared on Ellen. “I love you so much,” he said. “I Obamacare about you more than you even know.” (Huffington Post)

Things have gotten getting downright ridiculous. Trump threatened to sue Ted Cruz on Friday for – out of all things – not being a “natural born citizen.” At this point, he’s making the jokes for us. (CNN)

Things are getting tech-savvy. Student researchers released their findings indicating that, despite the immense sexism against women in the tech world, female code-writers on GitHub are more competent than men. (The Guardian)

Things are about to get even more delicious in the city. Culinary master Anthony Bourdain has begun work on Bourdain Market, a huge collection of roughly 100 vendors in addition to a new restaurant, at Pier 57. (NY Times)

Unfortunately, things have already gotten pretty damn cold. The polar vortex is real and it is here. But hey, at least this proves that global warming is all a big hoax, right? So what’s not to love about that? (USA Today)

Barack and Michelle via Luke Vargas/CC-BY-SA-2.0