T.I. and JT rap about your mailbox woe

There were some things you thought you could count on at Columbia. One of them was that plinth for Henry Moore’s statue. But the plinth is finally gone, and now your mailing address is, too.

In an email to students on Friday, Columbia Housing announced that you should start addressing all mail/packages to:

Your Full Name, ####
70 Morningside Drive
New York, NY 10027

The hashtags represent your mailbox number. The email instructs, “Never write ‘box’ before the number.”

But wait! Don’t stop reading! The Package Center has also moved. Indeed, Housing informed us in their lengthy email that the package center is now in Wien. Use your long walks to the Package Center to compose angsty poetry about how you can’t trust Frank Ocean or Columbia.

Did you already order some Prime goodies to your old address? Not to worry, Columbia Mail assures they “will ensure it gets to the proper location.” How long that may take is another question…

Good luck memorizing your new address. Just one more thing to remember in a long slew of facts for this year.

Greatest rap duo ever via Wikimedia Commons