did you learn from your suffering this semester?

did you learn from your suffering this semester?

Bwogline: After dealing with a federal lawsuit alleging that DeVry University issues deceptive ads, DeVry has agreed to pay $100 million. (The Washington Post)

Study Tip: Memorize material in chunks and then review. For, instance, if you have a LitHum final today, try memorizing the plot to the Iliad, then the plot to the Odyssey, and then go over the plot to the Iliad and the plot to the Odyssey. It’s like those name games we all had to play during NSOP. Fun!

Music: Sometimes, during times of great duress, one simply needs to listen to the soothing voice of 21 Savage repeatedly saying “I’m just stuntin’ on my [finals].”

Procrastinate: If you are a budding/suffering artist and/or appreciate budding/suffering artists, head on over to MoMA PS1’s Artists Holiday Party tomorrow from 8 to 11:59 p.m. Unfortunately, your student ID won’t get you free admission—tickets are $15.

Overheard: “Let’s platonically cuddle.”

ancient greeks fighting via Genius