Here is a byline for probably the shortest senior wisdom ever. We love it though. Congrats, Ricky :’)
Name, College, Major, Hometown: Richard Wolff; Columbia College; Math/Counting Studies; Winesburg, Ohio
Claim to Fame: Pretty tall. Stares in Butler.
Where are you going? Why do you want to know
What are 3 things you learned at Columbia and would like to share with the Class of 2021?
1) Sell out.
2) Go down.
3) Grow up.
Also, finish your language requirement before you’re a second semester senior.
“Back in my day…” Cannons was for sex pots, not hot pots. RIP.
Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I pay Student Life Fees, therefore I am.
What was your favorite class at Columbia? Algebraic Topology. I’d explain but you wouldn’t understand because you study like history or whatever.
Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese? Oral sex
One thing to do before graduating: Ecclesiastes
Any regrets? Not having got IB job at Goldman Sachs. Also, not having played a show with my four-piece jazz combo, the Gold Man Sax.
Not even gonna give this one a jump via Ricky