Sorry we let you down

Is it still a good morning if you’re up past McDonald’s breakfast hours? Yeah they serve all day now, but the rigid 10:30 standard they set is timeless (it’s 11am and you’re just now waking up? We’ve been eating fries for 30 min. Where have you been?). Keeping up with NSOP can be exhausting, whether you were partying in Carman or just trying to keep up with these mandatory events. We won’t judge you if you’re just now getting up. Hell, we just woke up 10 minutes ago. 

Today’s Highlights:

• THE DAMN ECOREPS SALE IS TODAY; LITERALLY GET YOUR ASS TO WIEN BEFORE THEY RUN OUT OF REFRIGERATORS! Bring cash and a bag, and make sure you download 2048 (the line is so long you would think you were waiting to meet the President*) This is happening until 4pm in the Wien Lounge.
• Get SAVI: SVR will inform you about the realities of sexual assault as well as the resources available to you as a student, should you ever need them. This is mandatory, and happening in the Lerner Party space until 11:30am.
• Yankees vs. Red Sox: Want to get out of Manhattan and test the waters of your NSOP love interest? A free ball game is a great way to do both. Will they buy you some peanuts and Cracker Jacks? Or let the subway door slam on your foot because you didn’t yet know what stand clear meant? Find out tonight. You can get a ticket until 5pm at the Sundial. Here are directions from campus to the Yankee Stadium.

One Thing To Do Before Graduating: You should probably get your iconic Low/Butler Library picture done while the trees are green and the lawns are uncovered, but please only do this once before graduating.

From The Archives: Check out our campus power rankings and decide where you stand.

*Whoever you claim as your President

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