Everyone deserves a Valentini.
Look. Lovers will come and go. Tempting Tinder matches will ghost you; NYU dates will disappear into Midtown; even long-term partners study abroad in tropical climates.
But you know who is always there for you? Who keeps our sweet sweet Columbia College safe against all odds? Who accepts your friend request on Facebook against all odds? Who even offers you a lottery just for the chance to dine with him?
You might not have a Valentine, but you sure as hell have a Valentini.
Valentine’s Day makes people SAD! Cute couples make people think about loneliness an rejection. Anti-Valentine’s Day parties are even sadder. But look at Deantini’s sweet smiling face. Who could be sad looking at that?
There he is. My Deantini. My ValenDEAN. My ValenTINI.
Image via Columbia.