Live from our new Sports Editor Jana, and in light of this weekend being host to one of the most momentous occasions of middle class America (BESIDES my grandma’s 90th birthday party) we, at Bwog, have decided to give you some pieces of dialogue collected from across campus regarding the wonderful world of football.

“Isn’t Tom Brady the gay diver? I watched his whole wedding video and cried.”

“superb owl” (credits to iPhone autocorrect)

“Why don’t they just pick it up and start running?”

“Who’s that one player.. Tom Brandy..?”

“Tim Brody looks like my dad”

“I’d rather watch amateur golf”

“Was that a touchdown?”

“The Pats are gonna have a hard time playing when there’s air in the ball”

“If Travis Scott was a girl I bet he wouldn’t give head”

“Having a choir perform doesn’t make you not racist”

“Name 3 football positions” “Quarterback, point guard, forward”

“I hope the Eagles win”

“I don’t recognize football as a sport. If you were a real man, you’d
take the helmet off and play rugby”

In conclusion, we may not know all that much about football, but we sure do know how to take advantage of Superbowl parties for the free snacks. And, honestly, my grandma’s 90th birthday party was more exciting anyway.