Field Notes: An Absurd Weekend Edition
This list is a hell of a lot funnier when you imagine that only a singular person did all of these things within the span of a couple days.
Bwog Turns Absurd
- Awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, and found themselves transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect-like creature
- Fought with Lerner
- Captain Marvel Hot
- Achieved perfect drunkenness level 2/3 nights this weekend
- Ate so much vegan food they exploded
Bwog Becomes Socialites
- Was pampered with gifts from their sorority big and went to their first semi formal!
- Threw a surprise birthday party… for an Aries
- Talked to a 10-year-old boy about his slime mold for 10 minutes
- Made and drunkenly presented an entire Google Slides presentation on how alligators influenced their childhood
Bwog Takes Care Of Themselves
- Napped the depression away
- Saw so many dogs on Low Beach
- Power cleaned my room and can now see their floor!
- Ate Goldfish and apple juice for breakfast this morning
- Didn’t kiss anyone
Gregor Samsa via Flickr.