An effusion of fancy . . .

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a scrappy writer in possession of a good idea, must be in want of a pitch.

However little known the feelings or views of such a writer are on first entering Bwog’s open meeting in Lerner 510 at 9 PM, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding Bwoggers, that he/she is considered a rightful guest and potentially future writer of Bwog.

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