Independent news organization (13, NYC) seeks Columbia students to send in questions for a revival of Bwog’s advice column, Dear Bwog, and to take long walks on the beach.
You: Confused. Lost. You have MANY questions. Your last three brain cells are scrambling to figure out if you should claim exemption from withholding taxes on your W-4. You’ve brought nothing but a set of Crayola markers and loose-leaf paper to your past week of Orgo lectures. The lack of hygiene in your McBain bathroom, along with the fact that John Jay literally served shark at dinner last week, has brought you nearly to tears on multiple occasions.
Us: A mother figure. A nurturing soul. A guiding light. Has our shit together, kinda. What your RA always wished they could’ve been (….but they could never). Exclusively follows motivational accounts on Twitter. Watches too much Queer Eye and Marie Kondo on Netflix. Will definitely give unwarranted life advice in a crowded elevator.
If you have questions about Columbia (whether that be academics, extracurriculars, social life, wellness, existential crises, or just university, like, as a concept), leave them in the comments section or submit them at email@example.com! We’ll be answering some of these questions in an advice column, beginning this week.
It’s a question MANIA! via Bwarchives