A very serious and very real Barnard group is looking for a new member.

You may not have heard of the Barnard barbershop quartet, but it is the most renowned group on campus. With just over 3 members, the so-called Barnardbershop Babes have gained international fame and praise for their spot-on harmony and their cool outfits and hats. Martha Stewart herself was a member of the Barnardbershop Babes during her tenure as a Barnard student!

Currently, the group is looking to replace its fourth member. If you’ve ever wanted to gain international fame and prestige while wearing a really cool outfit, the Barnardbershop Babe lifestyle is for you. Since its creation in 1867, the Barnardbershop Babes have been touring the world powered only by their strong wills and their perfect pitch. Singing classics such as “College on a Hilltop,” “College on a Hilltop,” and “College on a Hilltop (Instrumental),” the group’s musical prowess and diversity is unparalleled.

Any Barnard student may become a member of the Barnardbershop Babes. To audition, croon into the night in the middle of the quad at exactly midnight. We’ll know who you are. We look forward to your audition and welcoming you as a Barnardbershop Babe!

the coolest group on the block via Wikimedia Commons