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Field Notes: Homecoming Edition

This weekend at Bwog was full of homecoming fun, food, and mishaps.

Bwog went to homecoming:

  • Threw a really cute homecoming breakfast party with Bellinis made from five (5) fresh peaches, matcha crepes, and bagels!
  • Played my didgeridoo at homecoming!!!!
  • Told everyone I wouldn’t get hungover after day drinking at homecoming :( proceeded to get very hungover after day drinking at homecoming :(
  • Got responsibly drunk for homecoming and still proceeded to get hungover at 7 pm.
  • Played with the band at homecoming!!!
  • Was sober all weekend???!?!
  • Scored a free SEAS scarf at homecoming. I don’t go to SEAS.
  • Did my stats HW while still actively drunk from homecoming but the stats made more sense that way??

Bwog had and made some food:

  • Made yummy hot pot with my best friends!
  • Had roti roll for the first time and my life will never be the same again.
  • Wore a suit and had a chocolate dip cone in midtown.
  • Made grilled cheese for and talked with some middle school friends for hours on a school night :’)

Bwog had some mishaps:

  • Went to Brooklyn to attend a taping of my favorite podcast and have dinner with one of my favorite former Bwoggers (but was 30 minutes late because I got on the N instead of the Q like a fool).
  • Tripped on the sidewalk on my way to the subway. didn’t realize I had torn up my knees until I got to the station and someone pointed out both my legs were covered in blood.
  • Went to review a performance for a class per the professors recommendation and it turned out to be at a bar/nightclub.

And everything else in between:

  • Went to the literal butler stacks and didn’t even see people having sex.
  • Went straight from dungeons & dragons to rooftop bar hopping.
  • Met the world’s most Californian man. He was from Brooklyn.
  • Slept for 12 hours after homecoming.
  • Scratched the soft head of my favorite bodega cat.
  • FINALLY hooked up with my crush.
  • Met and held an adorable baby.
  • Stole dirt from the planter on the Plimpton terrace so I could plant a seed because I want a friend.

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    @Anonymous Whites ruined my weekend.

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