With the end of the semester fast approaching and both stress and assignments rapidly piling up, despite our best intentions, we just simply cannot go to class sometimes. In case you find yourself in this predicament, Bwog has you covered. Simply fill out this madlib and email it to your professor and you’ll be all set!

Dear Professor [insert name],
I hope you are having a [insert happy-sounding adjective] [insert time of day].
I am writing to you to inform you about why I missed your class, [insert academic discipline] of [insert geographical region] on [insert month] [insert number with corresponding ordinal indicator], [insert year]. While it is [insert adjective indicating remorse] to have missed your class, I can assure you that it was for a very [insert confidence-inspiring] adjective reason.
My sleep-schedule is of utmost importance to me, and I can only function if I’ve slept from exactly [insert time] to [insert time] every day. Since daylight savings came into effect, I have been suffering from the most [insert adjective indicating severity] jetlag. This jetlag has had the most [insert another adjective indicating severity] effects of me. Not only have I been unable to sleep, eat, or talk, but more [insert adverb indicating distress], my [insert a part of the body] has become paralyzed; consequently, I was physically unable to attend your most [insert adjective indicating excitement] class. Thank you for your understanding.
Warmest regards,
[insert your name]

Just for your amusement, these are bwogger Mia Xing’s responses:
Dear Professor Gulati
I hope you are having a splendiferous morning.
I am writing to you to inform you about why I missed your class, Economics of Oregon on June 10th, 2002. While it is most heart-rending to have missed your class, I can assure you that it was for a very awesome reason.
My sleep-schedule is of utmost importance to me, and I can only function if I’ve slept from exactly the morning to the 19th century every day. Since daylight savings came into effect, I have been suffering from the most severe jetlag. This jetlag has had the most irreversible effects of me. Not only have I been unable to sleep, eat, or talk, but more anxiously, my little toe has become paralyzed; consequently, I was physically unable to attend your most exhilarating class. Thank you for your understanding.
Warmest regards,
Mia Xing

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