There’s no force quite like Brazilian stans begging their favorite pop stars to come down and play a show in São Paulo except this force I’ve just created to lure you into Bwog’s open meeting. Continue reading for the juiciest of details…

We may not be on your stan list, but we’re pretty damn close. You and all your friends are cordially invited to spend an hour at Columbia’s hottest weekly event tonight at 9 PM in Lerner 510. Come and we promise you’ll find exotic treasures like freshly washed green grapes and thousands upon thousands of fans screaming your name. Até mais! 

Bwogzil via My Own Mediocre Editing Skills