This past weekend at Bwog, we kept it (mostly) simple.

Bwog lived a simple, adult life:

  • Prepared a presentation for my math class for Tuesday
  • Rediscovered a pair of pants I really like
  • Didn’t go out
  • Almost went out, then didn’t
  • Slept at least 8 hours every night :)
  • Started an essay two whole weeks before the deadline
  • Scheduled a doctor’s appointment for 7:45 am and immediately regretted it
  • Went to the Greater Good Gathering conference at SIPA and felt like an ADULT
  • Went to a party where everyone left by 11 pm and simply vibed for the rest of the time
  • Called my sister for the first time in a while

Bwog lived a life of simple pleasures:

  • Stayed out until 3 am two nights in a row and felt like a freshman again
  • Ate a doughnut so good I cried
  • Played the Sims for the first time in a while and escaped the pressures of modern-day living
  • Ate Taco Bell for three (3) meals
  • Did an edible and went to the MoMA with a friend and we walked around completely separately and didn’t speak
  • Decided Honey Boy was the best film of 2019
  • Requested ROXANNE at least 5 times at every single social function I went to this weekend
  • Went to Postcrypt and ate the best darn cherry cake I’ve ever had in my life
  • Had my bangs trimmed by a Barnard girl I met on tinder (she did an amazing job!!!)
  • Watched people play board games on the internet

Bwog lived a less simple, less adult life:

  • Met Aidy Bryant on the downtown A train and she stepped on my foot
  • Became fairly certain that two people I know from entirely different contexts (and who I didn’t even know knew each other) have a thing going on and am still trying to process it
  • Ate a plate of spicy lamb noodles right before doing vinyasa flow yoga and almost died
  • Almost accidentally killed myself by ingesting shellfish sauce but was luckily warned at the last second
  • Overshared about my elementary school headgear experiences to a group of friendly acquaintances. Unsure if I should Venmo them for their emotional labor
  • Tried to embrace my roots by watching the UNC-Duke game only to have my heart broken
  • Got high with some friends who insisted on listening to Fountains of Wayne’s entire discography and I actually kind of liked it.
  • Apologized to my friends for making fun of Fountains of Wayne
  • Met CAVA for the first time

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