Bacchanal is one of Columbia’s most beloved traditions, and we here at Bwog want to join in on the fun!

I propose to you: Bwacchanal! Held at the same time as the original, ours will take place simultaneously at Terminal 5 of JFK and LaGuardia Airports. We’ve wracked our brains to think of the best performers and sounds we want to hear, and we hope that you will enjoy them as much as we do in your earholes.

• ASMR Hydroflasks dropping in your 200 person lecture
• Sunil Gulati live in concert for the first time ever
• PrezBo’s moans (non-sexual)
• 100 gecs’ entire discography played all at the same time
• A dubstep song that is entirely normal except when the beat is supposed to drop, the music cuts and you hear “stand clear of the closing doors”
• lofi hip hop radio – beats to relax/study to
• A person’s SoundCloud: unclear who, just someone
• Ribs by Lorde on repeat while you cry about your wasted youth
• Oh oh oh O’Reilly AUTOPARTS 
• Just the tongue clicks from Janelle Monáe’s “Make Me Feel”
• Subway white noise (feat. rats)
• The traphouse Kahoot remix
• The Parks and Rec theme song
• Headspace guided sleep meditations
• Your roommate’s alarm for their 8:40 class but on eternal repeat

Fun people enjoying a fun time listening to bangers at Bwacchanal via BwogArchives