Many students have noted the rather phallic appearance of the pair of fountains in front of Low Steps. This week, Bwog asks the obvious question: what keeps those penis fountains erect?
-Their undying lust for each other, exacerbated by the fact that the two fountains are always so close and yet so far
-All the visitors cumming, I mean coming, through campus
-The owl under Alma’s skirt
-The oppressive masculinity of the Butler names
-The throb of NYC daily life
-An extremely large dose of Viagra
-Getting pooped on by pigeons
-The wet water pooled below
-They take Columbia’s acronym obsession to a whole new level
-Roarie’s nighttime romps
No, fools, get your minds out of the gutter. The answer is obviously cement!
East Phallic Fountain via Bwog Archives