Much like you, the Bwog Staff stalks their professors during class, accidentally learns way too much about them, and are unable to conceal the knowledge they acquired. Enjoy some of the fun facts we learned about instead of paying attention to our lectures!

• PC went to Trinity Dublin in the 80s and I know he was a style icon.
• I calculate my professors’ ages based on their graduation years.
• AP does adult parkour.
• Googled my professor because I knew she was queer and found her wedding photos.
  • They were incredible!
• I have tried so hard, and failed so many times, to understand via Google the accents of two of my professors (MD and TD). 
  • I have gotten exactly nowhere and though I have largely accepted defeat some part of me needs to know. 
  • They sound British but not native British. I’m not skilled enough to place them, and it does haunt me, just a little.
• I have just decided that CW is Swedish because I cannot place his accent.
• PB was cute when he was younger and looks adorable in the textbook.
• MK was a DJ. 
  • But he told me that to my face, so I’m not sure if it counts.
• I probably know every single one of my professors’ majors.
• My old CC professor is a Harvard grad, and back in ’07 gave an entire speech in Latin about Star Wars at his commencement.
• AR’s father was secretary of labor under Bill Clinton, and his brother is a CollegeHumor producer.
  • I want nothing more than to go to their family functions.
• AD and DL are Twitter famous (@poetastrologers). 
  • What even is creative writing other than a blob of witty tweets, star signs, and watery feelings?
• DM’s son is a professional magic player with his own Wikipedia.

When you find your professor’s SSN on the internet via Bwog Archive.