Sometimes, we dream big, sometimes, we think small, sometimes, we wait for the sweet release of Christmas.

Here at Bwog, we aim to please. we write deeply terrifying articles and question our own sanity, we write breaking so fast you wonder if we’re magic, and most of all, we wreck havoc on slack.

but we are humans, we have needs. and here are a few of them, ranging from the least to most concerning

As a freshman, I asked the big bwoggers what I will need as a *real college student* to get by, here are their mildly concerning answers.

loreal telescopic mascara

printer

plants

 a way to transport a large plant

3 dogs. If they pull thru its a win

punisher on vinyl

Good harry styles merch

a dino menorah

 girlfriend

 husband

Therapy <3

More time!

a cure for migranes

clarity

To be held

To be loved

to be Seen

 three more wishes hehe

a self preservation instinct

 4 poles in my room for Chanukah… but this is what I actually want

 poles for attaching hammocks to in my long term plot to turn everything into a climbable swingable structure

i just wanna be…..appreciated

all I’m saying is that if I had a planet all for myself I wouldn’t have to deal with covid

And most of all, most resoundingly, 

To be on campus

So Merry Channukah, Happy Christmas, Kwanza Sameach, nondenominational pleasantries, and may all your dreams come true

xoxo,

Bwossip Girl

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