What to do if you’ve been calling Columbia home by accident because you like it better here.
So much depends upon my will to make it through this class. And white chickens, somehow.
Want to decorate your dorm? Afraid of commitment? Halfway through the semester without doing anything for your room? You’ve come to the right place.
We spent $15 dollars on seven (7!!!) kinds of cheap, mostly shitty chocolate so you don’t make our same mistakes. (Disclaimer: we did purposefully choose some of the more questionable candies because we thought it would be funny. We deeply regretted that choice when we actually had to consume said candy.)