Want to share the love but don’t have all the right words? Bwog is here.

All ye lonely-hearted lovers, 

How are you all doing on this steamy Wednesday evening? Are you ready for the adventure of a lifetime? Something spontaneous and… just a little bit risque? Bwog gets it. To spice up this loneliest of weekends, we introduce Bwog Mad Lib Love Letters, for those of you without the literary and creative skill to woo your latest infatuation on your own. We’re practically giving you the words to make that special someone realize it’s been you all along! You just have to fill in a few blanks… and trust us.

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Who are we? Love experts, here to fulfill your Valentines day needs. 

Don’t believe us? Here’s a spicy little number we wrote to our favorite statue, the hottest chica to grace Low Steps, Lady Alma herself. 

To the queen in the high castle, her eyes searching the grounds 

Regal and poised, a woman atop a throne above all the sounds 

We sit at your feet and feel the sun’s rays

And for your fortitude on difficult test days 

As sexy and smart in ways to which we can only aspire,

You remind us we too can graduate, move on, reach higher

How we yearn for your dominance, in our plagued college dominion

Or we protest at your feet, demonstration our opinion

We reach under your robes to find your secret

Freshmen seek to conquer, a great achievement 

Find the owl that sits, in the crevice of your body

How we wish we could be that close to you, you really are a hottie 

But alas, you are stone, our soulless master

Though your gaze will always make my heart beat a little faster 

We are destined to part, to love then to lose

All we have is our imagination, as we sit at your shoes 

Xoxo,

Bwog

Love Letters Image via Bwog Archives