In this oh-so-busy time of the semester, Bwog has a few examples of how you should (and shouldn’t) do time management!

Some Bwoggers found ways to put off this week’s work:

  • Went to Slate! Realized the magnitude of the mistake that is putting off getting a fake
  • Wrote a fraudulent Canterbury Tale, 100+ lines long and in Middle English, for a class
  • Went to Smorgasburg at the WTC; ate burger
  • Did vodka shots for the first time in years and deeply regretted it 
  • Went to Lorde concert
    • Bought too much merch at the Lorde concert
  • Was invited by a friend to a Yankees game and realized that nobody really hates the Yankees as much as Yankees fans
  • Ugly sobbed at Everything Everywhere All of the Time (see it fr)
  • Went to a frat party for the first time
  • Was told I give off “commanding” or “powerful vibes” (okay)
  • Got to enter the Bowels of the Met (read: the offices) with my French class <3
  • Went to the 62nd Annual New York International Antiquarian Book Fair. The books were gorgeous. One was 2.5 million dollars
    • Saw Neil deGrasse Tyson at the book fair?

Other Bwoggers felt the pressure:

  • Thought about all the work I have this week and became very, very, very stressed
  • Spent roughly 35 hours in Lerner so, legally, it counted as my full-time job
  • Tried to avoid smelling my dorm’s kitchen cause it reeked of feet for some reason
  • Tried to go bar-hopping but the vibes were off, so I just went home early
  • Called my mom crying thrice
  • Got sunburned (twice) by merely studying on Butler Lawn; the Italian part of me feels betrayed by the Irish part of me (white!)
  • Went to see a Trevor Noah taping but did not quite see Trevor Noah (the camera rig blocked me specifically)
  • Fought tooth and nail to get a single

Some Bwoggers found time for some pleasant R&R:

  • Violently cried because my professor sent me a really nice email :,)
  • Appreciated my family
  • Brunched
  • Got super smashed and realized how much I love all the friends I made this year
  • Gave a tour of Columbia to some friends who were checking out colleges in NY and wanted to leave “Hicksville”

And the stress clearly got to some others:

  • Was ridiculously high off the edibles I took at midnight at the start of 4/20 all the way till 4/22
    • Consequently missed four classes
  • Was made to pose for a photo (alongside my class) with an aquamanile of Aristotle enjoying kink

the Butler grind via Wikimedia Commons