Today we offer some fun, unique proposals on Barnumbia Campus. Tomorrow? Who knows.

We’ve all heard of the traditional law bridge, college walk, low steps, or maybe even Morningside park proposals on Barnumbia Campus. Here are some ideas to make your Barnumbia proposal an experience your spouse will never forget…..

Proposals for the food connoisseurs:

• In front of the (broken) milkshake machine at JJs
• Chef Mike’s hot sub line
• The Hungarian pastry shop line, preferably on a weekend
• Instead of the John Jay dining hall, try the John Jay lounge
• …..Hewitt
• Waiting in line to swipe in at JJs
• The weird corner of John Jay with all the vats of yogurt
• The Diana elevator
• The Lerner ramps
• The law school halal cart
• While passing security in Lerner hall

Proposals for people who want to learn about famous Barnumbia spots:

• The penis fountain
• In the mail room line
• In the laundry room during the laundry rush
• Your freshman year dorm lounge
• In the Milbank covid testing station
• Barnard Hall basement
• Chastity gates
• EC Barnard bench
• The entrance to Pupin (mmm pool smell)
• The part of the Barnard tunnels that always smells like rotting food
• The track in dodge
• Hamilton floor 7 (make them walk there.)
• Columbia ID center
• Schermersherkjjdsklhorn (Schermerhorn….) extension

Proposals you can try in the heat of the moment:

• At student improv shows or a cappella shows
• The lanternfly nest near Altschul
• During your midterm
• On the subway 1 line
• The Columbia underground tunnels
• In a Via heading home after a long night out
• Barnard’s Primary Care Health Center

Proposals that will make you sound SUPER smart:

• On the quietest floor of the library
• In front of the Milbank stained glass window
• During this lecture
• Literally anywhere in Butler (there was a Butler lawn proposal last year)
• Butler stacks
• Columbia bookstore

Campus Penis Fountain Proposal via Bwog Staff