Put the petal to the metal, or take your thyme reading today’s Bwog in Bed…either way, it’ll knock your stalks off.

Editor’s warning: mentions of death in today’s Bwogline.

Bwogline: In the wake of Peru’s impeachment of President Pedro Castillo and the appointment of Dina Boluarte, Castillo supporters have come forth to protest the new president and the impending approval of early elections. Clashes between protestors and the police have shut down main roads and airports, paused railway lines, claimed more than 20 lives thus far, prompting the resignation of Education Minister Patricia Correa and Culture Minister Jair Perez. (BBC)

Study Tip: Take a walk! Even if it’s a lap around the block, I always come back feeling more refreshed and with a clearer mind after letting my feet touch some grass. That, and consume copious amounts of chocolate-covered espresso beans.

Music of the Day: Lofi holiday music!! Nothing like soft, chill beats playing in the background as you write your way through several term papers.

Procrastination Tip: Hold off on studying for that one dreaded exam by studying for all your other ones instead. Take it from me: this is the tried-and-true, unparalleled method for maximizing your productivity.

Overseen/Overheard: There must be a serial plant thief on the loose in my residence because yesterday there was a notice posted outside the elevators saying, “please return all artificial plants to the lobby!”

A pot of fake leaves via Hippopx