Oh no! Bwog won’t be here during Spring Break! Wondering how to still be a cool person without reading Bwog every day? Follow the Ins below (and by god, ruthlessly avoid the Outs).

In: 

  • Being in Bwog 
    • Applying to be Deputy News Editor!
    • Applying to be Deputy Sports Editor!
    • Applying to be a Bureau Chief!
  • Bringing your friends home for break 
  • Going to the dentist 
  • Fuzzy socks 
  • Canned tomato soup 
  • Being from Barnard 
  • Living in Brooks
  • Cleaning your room 
  • CoverGirl eyeliner 
  • Bingeing The Last of Us
  • Reading BwogLetter 
  • Having a parasocial relationship with your favorite musical artists 
  • Bandaids 
  • Flared pants 
  • Staying up late 
  • Puffy stickers 
  • Being from Virginia
  • Infected piercings 
  • Having bangs 
  • Being too lazy to cut your bangs
  • Poke bowls 
  • Naps 
  • Dog cafés 
  • Surreal Lynchian dreams
  • Not dressing for the weather 
  • Being funny 
  • Being so great at everything 
  • Joking around, goofing and gaffing, and being an all-around silly goose 

Out: 

  • Owning one beanie 
  • Owning four beanies 
  • Playing the bongo drums 
  • Being from Pennsylvania 
  • Being Italianx
  • Political science majors
  • High school band
  • Running track 
  • Pulling all-nighters 
  • Speaking French 
  • Being in Philo 
  • RAs
  • Shaved heads 
  • Walking in the street barefoot
  • Pronouncing your last name wrong 
  • Living in Nuss
  • Having a pet goldfish 
  • Not having an Instagram 
  • Drinking tea mixed with beer 
  • Having three older sisters 
  • Swedish fish 
  • The Mountain Goats 
  • Taking UN1018: Weapons of Mass Destruction 
  • Theater kids
  • Actively enjoying art 
  • Never traveling West of Ohio

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