I had to tell someone. 

A sequel to Andy Weir’s hit 2011 novel The Martian has been released, this time taking place at Columbia’s campus!

Stop asking people to meet you at the sundial, the Columbia gates on 116th, or in front of John Jay. Be a little more enigmatic!

*One night

All they’ve ever wanted was a brother. New Beginnings, Old Memories It was Mikey’s first day at his new job. Columbia University—he was cooking with the big shots. As he walked in the door to his very own new sub shop, he was wrecked with nerves. Would he be good enough? Would he make his […]

Bwog’s journalists interview the JJ’s Milkshake Machine on its first night back after a heart-wrenching absence.

Oh no! Bwog won’t be here during Spring Break! Wondering how to still be a cool person without reading Bwog every day? Follow the Ins below (and by god, ruthlessly avoid the Outs).

We know you’ve thought about it.

If you throw a bad party after reading this article, that one’s on you.

Bwog’s stellar journalists have recently tracked down the missing JJ’s Milkshake Machine after its tragic disappearance.  The Machine requests that the location of its discovery be kept confidential. Little is known about the Machine, apart from its gritty, beat-up appearance and thick, almost incomprehensible Jersey accent. The Machine’s pronouns are he/they.  Below is a transcript […]

Just…why?

Staff Writers Emma Burris, Isa RingswaldEgan, and Phoebe Mulder attended the Columbia Fencing Invitational in Dodge Fitness Center’s Blue Gym on November 18. 

Juggle JJ’s Jungle Juice jugs jeering jubilated jests!

A walk-through of the worst “allergic” reaction I’ve ever had. Editor’s Warning: mentions of vomiting.

Tired of listening to “Monster Mash” on repeat at parties? Here’s literally anything else.