This is a challenge.

A few weeks back Bwog wrote about the easiest things to steal from the dining halls–fruit, pastries, etc.–but why play it safe? Why not challenge yourself? Might as well go for the gold. 

Here are some of the most difficult things to steal from the dining halls, in no particular order:

Soda machines

Bulky, impractical.

More than two (three?) ferris sandwiches 

Starts getting a bit suspicious. 

Cereal with milk

Spillage is eminent. 

Vat of chana masala from ferris 

Heavy. 

Literally more than one tiny piece of grilled chicken at Hewitt

For some reason they’re very stingy with chicken, in particular.

Extra boba

Even if I knew where they kept it, I imagine it’d be a struggle to take extra without drawing too much attention–frantically stuffing tiny, sticky balls into your pockets isn’t the most clandestine of activities. 

An entire pizza from dining halls that serve it by the slice

A bit sus. 

A full-sized fridge

Where would you keep it? Housing says it’s above allowable dimensions. 

Marinara bucket from Hewitt

Behind glass–hard to get to. 

A normal sized portion from Hewitt

Not to get political…

Only the berries off the Ferris Berry Salad

Tedious. 

Fruit from the John Jay spa water

Unless you like to fish, I guess. 

Image of John Jay drink machines via Bwog Archives.