Petition to bring back Bar Mitzvahs for college students.

To anyone who may be listening,

We are sick and tired. Sick and tired of the same old party themes. White lies, Barbie—we’ve seen it all. We’ve been invited to it all (we’re so popular). This semester, we’re looking to see FUN parties. Here are the themes we are begging for. Someone make it happen. PLEASE.

  • 2014 (this one is happening)
  • A party where the theme changes every hour and people come prepared for the costume changes
  • TV lesbians
  • Middle school
  • An “anti-vibe” party (you dress as your anti-vibe) (or anti-major)
  • Favorite Trader Joes item
  • Bread party (everyone baked a different type of bread and everyone brings it and eats together!) 
  • Met gala 
  • “I can’t believe you wore that” 
  • Rich girls sweet 16 (like that TV show)
  • Love Island themed and you HAVE to couple up and play the games
  • Childhood book characters
  • A party where everyone MUST leave after an hour and another group comes in every hour. It keeps changing!
  • Hunger Games; we eliminate people
  • Dress as your favorite Channel Orange song
  • CW shows
  • Disney Channel original movies
  • Bar Mitzvah
  • A party with no substances where people all just pretend
  • Dress up and act like one of your high school teachers

You may send us any invites at tal@bwog.com and bayley@bwog.com. We will rate you accordingly.

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