Didn’t see this one coming, did you?

In a shocking turn of events, Columbia University has recently revealed to the Bwog Board that an anonymous billionaire has purchased Chef Don’s. The billionaire in question stated that due to the name of the popular campus pizza spot he has every right to own and operate the joint; Therefore, Columbia could not fight his claims and Chef Don’s is now under new management. 

Bwog investigated the scene further to understand who this egotistical billionaire might be. Given context clues, it is clear that there can only be one answer: Donald Trump has officially become the owner and operator of Chef Don’s. His billionaire status and name say it all… also, we just get the vibe that this is something he would do.

After reaching out to the Trump team, we have procured a statement from the man himself. Trump stated through his publicity manager: “I have always held an affinity for New York City and its pizza culture. Since my son, Barron goes to Stern, I tried to buy a pizza place over there but was shut down by all the blue-haired liberals. Columbia is the next yugeee school in New York I could think of and they were using my name without consent. So, I bought it. Cause I’m rich. And Chef Donald J (for Jenius) Trump’s is open for business under my spectacular management.”

The Trump Team has not commented further on how deep the billionaires involvement with the pizza place will go, but rest assured that Bwog will do everything in our power to get an “undercover boss” type photo of him cookin’ da pizza. 

That’s all for now folks, tune in later to see if Chef Mike’s gets bought by Michael Cera next!