Physics is only good if you can have fun.

According to the Columbia College Bulletin, the Physics Department has decided to focus its studies entirely on video games. In an unexpected move, the department will now center its curriculum entirely around the study and development of video games, leaving many physics majors asking, “Why have I only been taking physics classes?” and “Does this mean we can hang out in the Wallach gaming lounge now?”

In a recent statement to Bwog, an anonymous representative from the Department commented on the rebranding of the physics major: “We believe it’s time to embrace a more modern, relevant approach to education. Video games represent a fusion of physics, technology, and creativity that resonates with today’s students. By shifting our focus from traditional physics to the study of video games, we’re not just making learning more engaging—we’re helping students have fun. Physics may have laid the foundation, but video games are the future.”

The new curriculum promises to equip students with skills in game design, coding, development, and marketing, offering them a full understanding of the technological and cultural elements involved in the creation of video games.

One Physics student anonymously told Bwog, “Yeah, it’s cool, I guess. But like, why aren’t any of my classes about video games yet? Also, I thought physics was fun. Apparently, not even the department agrees.”

The Physics Department has yet to officially comment on the rebrand, but one thing seems clear: no one likes physics.

Columbia College Bulletin Physics Department’s Webpage as of 10:25 am on October 10, 2024:

The Study of Physics 

The academic discipline of physics is an interdisciplinary field centered on the analysis and investigation of the history, creation, and cultural impact of video games. The discipline ranges from the study of video game design to the interaction between technical elements, player interface, and game theory. Our curriculum covers the technological and cultural elements involved in the creation of video games. The study of video games introduces students to various approaches to the design, coding, development, and marketing of video games. 

Current programs of study include:
The Physics major
The Astrophysics major
The Biophysics major
The Chemical Physics major

As of Fall 2024, the Department does not offer a Minor in Physics, however a Minor will likely be introduced for the 2025-2026 academic year.

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