Down on your luck during midterm season? Bwogstrology might help.

Read your horoscope for the beginning, middle, or end of the midterm season, depending what classes. Or for when your grades will come in. Or for your second midterm.

Aries: You failed every midterm, especially if you’re in Principles of Econ. You’ll be in trouble with the IRS by 2032. 

Taurus: You passed all of your midterms! You won’t trust that grade on one of them, but try not to hound that one TA. Play nice and your next exam will be graded fairly, leading to success.

Gemini: We both know that paper was garbage. That’s okay though. Your professor is just glad you didn’t use ChatGPT, according to their faulty AI detector. Wink, wink.

Cancer: You passed! You already knew that, though. You never cried over any midterms and locked in at Butler and Milstein for days, defeating the Cancerian stereotype. You had your head in the game, and you’ll see rewards in your final grades. 

Leo: Oh no! You spent too much studying time looking at yourself in the mirror. All you had to do was try on the new Halloween costume, not stay in it for a photo op! You’ll recover, though. Your ability to sweet talk yourself out of anything will come in handy. 

Virgo: You locked the fuck in. Good work. Don’t take yourself so seriously though. You’ll burn out soon. 

Libra: Libra, you have to stop putting off study time for your social obligations. The lunches, dinners, and bar dates can wait for the weekend. You failed about 60% of your midterms. Better luck next time. 

Scorpio: You were unusually weepy this midterm season. Take a break and stop pushing yourself so hard. You passed, but at what cost? Prioritize self care and a full eight hours of sleep next month.

Sagittarius: Stop talking in the libraries. This is your notification that you had an exam. You missed it.

Capricorn: The campus café employees know your name at this point. Unlike everyone else, you tend to enjoy midterm season. It gives you a chance to invest in your dark academia aesthetic and parade your leather satchel around campus. As per usual, you passed. There will be an unexpected grade though.

Aquarius: Whimsical Aquarius, you’ve done better than you thought you would. Your sense of wonder didn’t have to be depleted to pass.

Pisces: You were hanging by a thread, but you passed them. Prepare better for your papers though.

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