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As we stumble upon my favorite holiday (420, not Easter), it is time to reveal my dream and nightmare blunt rotations filled with Columbia characters. Please comment below with more suggestions.

Dream:

Michael Thaddeus

Claudia from Hewitt

Water Bottle Flip guy

The dogs on campus

Any librarian at Milstein

Millie the Dancing Bear

Grace Dodge Dining Hall as a Concept

The Barnard English Department (everyone.)

Chef Mike

Johnny the cat from the pet store down the street

The Milanos cat

People who know how to merge at the Lerner turnstile

Redbull girl

AJ Aronstein

Nightmare:

John Mcwharter

Andrew Nathan

Laura Rosenbury

Claire Shipman

Anyone at JJS before midnight

The Furman Counseling center

People who stand still in the middle of college walk

Roaree

The Barnard Theater department (everyone.)

Men who sleep over in Barnard Dorms

Men who use the bathroom at Barnard

Chef Don

The Gates as a Concept

The security guards at the Gates (let me hotbox the tent and then I’ll consider moving you to dream.)

The Lerner Turnstile as a concept

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