To paraphrase a TikTok I saw recently: I’m going to beat that groundhog with a hammer.

Dearest readers,

Warm weather is coming, but not quite yet. The false spring got me this year.

Bwog will be signing off until Monday, March 23. In the meantime, here are some things you can do:

  • Read our 2026 housing reviews and prepare for the lottery!
  • Listen to “Spring is Coming with a Strawberry in the Mouth,” the Caroline Polachek version
  • Wonder why that song has such a weird title
  • Do some nice spring cleaning
  • Avoid Midtown during St. Patrick’s Day
  • Genuinely take a break from studying
  • Be nice to your mom!

Happy spring break.

Love,

Bwog

Flowers via Bwog Archives