Don’t download this game, but do come to Open Meeting tonight in Lerner 510 at 9 pm.

POV: You are running a restaurant. A customer comes in asking for a leg of lamb. You shudder. You will have to spend your entire day merging. For a leg of lamb, you need to merge two lamb chops, which is two lamb kebabs, which is two pork knuckles, which is two pork ribs, which is two pork patties, which is two hams, which is two sausages, which is two bacons. And then you need to cook it on the grill, which takes about an hour. Thankfully, it will be done cooking just in time for you to come to Bwog’s open meeting tonight at 9 pm in Lerner 510. Come hang and relax after a long day on the job at Merge Kitchen. If this OMA didn’t make sense to you, good. If it did, you should probably delete Merge Cooking off your phone or you shall be consumed.

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