Argh, that be a fine tale, matey.

Argh, that be a fine tale, matey.

Tiger Woods won his first World Golf Championship since 2009. (ESPN)

Harvard searched the administrative email accounts of its resident deans. (Boston)

Karzai doesn’t want to be BFFs with us. (LA Times)

Ancient humans should have asked their doctors if Lipitor was right for them. (Washington Post)

In the latest dip on Bieber’s roller-coaster week, he’s cancelled his Portugal concert, and Selena Gomez thinks he’s a douchebag. (E! Online)

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