no. no.

no. no.

Get it together, NYC cops. (Again.) In other news, one more excuse not to hit up Times Square. (New York Times).

“Vertically challenged:” this is probably the best/worst reason we’ve ever seen for not riding a Citi bike. Those damn tall-biased bike planners (Gothamist).

DON’T WORRY: it looks like Justin Bieber’s obnoxious Instagram was probably just obnoxious, and that he won’t be playing Robin alongside Ben Affleck. Preteens, weep. Everyone else, take a breath of relief (The Atlantic).

The world’s oldest man has, well, passed on his title. This seems to keep happening for some reason…(NYMag).

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