There is something decidedly suspicious about this.

There is something decidedly suspicious about this.

The take: A child had his enormous pumpkin stolen. IT’S THE GREAT PUMPKIN. (Huffington Post)

The give: New movie theaters with three screens are coming your way. (Dvice)

The take: Sailors have noticed that the “ocean is broken.” This is why we can’t have nice things.(The Herald)

The give: Banksy is really cool. And sometimes makes people mad. But mostly just cool. (Gothamist)

The give and take: A bicyclist leaving on a “Do Good Tour” has his bike stolen. But, like a boss, he pedals on. (Yahoo)

Guilty pups via ShutterStock