25 CommentsBwog personals continue with Ben Henderson, CC ’12 and Jordan Kong, CC ’11. Want to take these beautiful people out? Email personals@bwog.net and we’ll not only hook you up, but also give you $10.
Name/Year/School/Major: Ben Henderson/’12/CC/Political Science
Preference (guy for guy, etc.): Guy for Girl
Hometown: Oakland, CA
Your dream date in seven words or fewer: forties, Morrissey concert, maybe Indian food
What redeems you as a human being? I won $100 in an Ayn Rand contest once. I was going to give it to charity, but then I didn’t.
Choice aphrodisiac: cheap whiskey
Most romantic spot in Morningside: Riverside Park, at sunset, when it’s not windy.
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): H. sapiens sapiens
Historical figure you have a crush on: Virginia Woolf
Name / Year / School / Major: Dehui (Jordan!) Kong, 2011, CC, Econ-Math, Dance
Preference (guy for guy, etc.): girl for guy
Hometown: Montreal
Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Twenty-two hour train ride to nowhere
What redeems you as a human being? I’m the creator of the Case Interview Drinking Game. Take a shot of Jameson every time “market sizing”, “declining profitability”, and “consumer segmentation” is brought up. Happy mock interviewing!
Choice aphrodisiac: Old Spice deodorant (cheap, yet effective!)
Most romantic spot in Morningside: the phallic fountains on Low Plaza
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Lady Gaga
Historical figure you have a crush on: Lord Byron: to have an archetype named after you is pretty bad-ass.
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@actually jeff schwartz doppleganger???
@Old Spice I’m so glad I’m not the only one who is turned on by the smell of Old Spice deodorant. I thought maybe it was just my trailer trash taste, but Jordan seems awesome and refined and if she likes it, there must be some merit to the stuff. Slather it on, boyz!
@Seriously, Old Spice is the best.
@LOL Oh Ben…
@Ok so V. Woolf? A man that knows the way into the cu girl’s heart. date me, or at the very least, exchange awkward eye contact insinuating sexual desire with me in butler.
@DUEAA LOVES DEHUI KONG!!!
@Jordan is funny AND she can dance AND she likes puppies! what’s not to love?
@YES! BEN is the best
@ben is a drunk lesbian
@that is so my type of guy.
@I also have a crush on VWoolf. rock on.
@Anonymous Aw, these people are adorable
@Follow up Bwog, please follow up on any dates or love connections that are made.
Also, I’m happy to go anywhere that has THAT puppy!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
@God, I laughed so hard at the Ayn Rand comment.
@Anonymous I know, the Ayn Rand comment was hysterical, I like this guy.Also,great choice on Vwolf
@It sucks that there aren’t more attractive women who appreciate Rand…
@Anonymous It sucks that there are people who appreciate Rand.
@agreed worst 1000 pages of my life. strangely I’ve met more girls who appreciate Ayn Rand than boys.
@I Want more of these, now.
@both of these were pretty hilarious
@More attention for Ben No offense to Dehui, but I’d rather date someone lovingly holding a can of baked beans.
@um they should show their faces to the camera
@Anonymous can dehui and ben go on a date? they seem so cute for each otherrr
@cute! omg Dehui is so cute. and the puppy!!!
@omgomgomg I LOVE DEHUI. I LOVE HER. SHE IS AMAZING AND I LOVE HER AND I WOULD HAVE AMAZING MIXED-RACE BABIES WITH HER IF THAT WERE POSSIBLE.
Oh, and someone should take her out because she’s made of awesome. ;)